windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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