He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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