It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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