Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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