Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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