Plan B is the new Plan A
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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