a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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