If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
