if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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