so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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