What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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