waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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