just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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