Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
