I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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