Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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