Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You smell like stripper and shame
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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