Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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