apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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