Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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