The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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