I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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