Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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