I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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