So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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