He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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