after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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