Dual....:-)
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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