and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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