the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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