I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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