shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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