Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Someone came in the potted fern
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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