It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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