what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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