After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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