D3 body, D1 cock
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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