I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
