I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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