so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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