I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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