True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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