Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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