If i come over, it means nothing
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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