STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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