if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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