discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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