Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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