So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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