He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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