i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
