ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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