I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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