I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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